Sunday, May 17, 2009

Jimmy James' Testicle Tale

In high school, my older brother and I collected basketball cards. But the story gets better.

At the time, high school kids thought they were much more valuable than they actually were, and one kid even offered to trade a high powered and illegal BB gun for my brother's New York Knicks team card. So with a BB gun in the house, but no targets, we took turns shooting each other at opposite ends of the corridor.

When I got tired of body shots, I decided it would be a good idea to shoot my brother in the crotch. Moments later, I shot my brother in the crotch. He keeled over writhing in pain. I'd never seen him cry like that before. It said it was a an accident, but it was more of a small victory for me.

Days later, everything seemed back to normal, but please imagine the precision of my aim though, considering my brother was already born without his left testicle.

1 comment:

  1. A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.
    The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''.